I would love to say that beezhouse just got the scoop before everyone on a new Coldplay album but that would be outright lying and somewhat hopeful (there are more than a few Coldplay fans at the beezhouse), but the title got your attention didn’t it (if of course you are a fan).

Anyway, the news has got out that yours truly will become a Daddy Goat sometime early next year (No - we will not be naming him or her Apple!) but in preparation for the arrival of a baby Goat, I decided to prepare myself for all the goo-goo, gah-gah stuff that would inevitably come with fatherhood.

Let me just say that this Goat is very excited about the blob but after thinking about the amount of children’s entertainment one has to painfully endure, I was determined not to fall into the same trap and find myself one morning humming to the frickin’ Wiggles or Hi-5. Aside from personally kicking the shit out of these bands, I think I may have found a temporary solution.

During the blobs formative period, I have decided to experiment with replacing the irritating children’s CD’s with the totally cool collection from BABY ROCK RECORDS.

This hip CD series covers all your favourite bands (YES COLDPLAY included) by presenting them in baby tunes. WTF!!! I said the same thing. I’m not sure about this whole concept, but I was more than intrigued, so this sucker with his Web2.0 mentality and insatiable curiosity went ahead and bought one online – The X&Y version of course. Assuming that I get the CD, this will be very interesting. I was looking for Jack Johnson, but all I kept hearing in the back of my mind was Oz’s voice going on about how Jack Johnson wouldn’t need to be turned into baby tunes…it already is!

Anyway more to come on this when the product arrives…