So, did anyone catch the ugly violence in Melbourne over the weekend? I don’t really want to dwell on the violence itself - the pictures on any news agency speak volumes. What I want to know is what happened to the water canons that seem popular in other countries?

Wait a minute. Could it have something to do with the Stage 2 water restrictions Melbourne is currently under? Considering the fines in place for breaking these restrictions, does it mean this twit should expect a fine in the mail sometime soon? One can only hope…

Water-wasting nobhead