But sometimes it would be nice to have a little forewarning. You might have a cool party to go to, or perhaps a hot date that’s a certain score. Maybe you have heaps of washing to do. No friends. No girlfriend(s). No life. Who wants an inconvenience like death interrupting something like that?

A while ago I posted a death notice on the ‘house. The Daydreamer didn’t really see the lighter side of it all but now he’ll have his own. PAYBACK’S A BITCH!

I can’t remember where I found this link, but there is an iPod Death Clock so you can discover when your beloved should (theoretically) become your dearly departed. So it is with a certain amount of humility that I now post the outlook for my trusted Nano…

Daydreamer, I’ll see you in seven months for a wake. Just make sure you get back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!

Well, it seems that Beezhouse.com has become “Mac Lovers Central”…

Oz! Man, we are worried about you… I’m not the only one…

We get it! You like Mac’s… you’re damn excited about your new MacBook… but this has got to stop… (more…)

So I finally own a macbook pro. A gripping tale of stupidity, heartbreak, ultimate gleaming silver joy followed by more crushing stupidity and then overwhelming satisfaction. But that story can come later. Right now, a little snippet involving the good people of Apple.

I jumped on the iTunes Store and started poking around ‘Just For You’. After a few pages, I encountered this sad sight (click the picture for a better view)…

Given Apple had a record 1.7mil computer sales for the last fiscal quarter (which apparently translates into an $818mil profit, but who’s counting?), it seems a little rude they should recommend I buy an album I ALREADY OWN. And yes, I do own the explicit version, just in case you were wondering.